The Bathtub Test

Recently I came across this one from a friend. Try it, see if you pass

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

If animals could talk

Just Imagine! If animals could talk...

There are a number of movies where the animal characters talk full length...Dr. Do Little, Babe: Pig in the city, The Chronicles of Narnia, Ice Age etc., some delightful ones...some average ones.

But then, these are only movies. Imagine the familiar street dog round the corner that usually stares at us ...what would it say if it could speak? Well, the dog's body language and a single bark conveys us enough information to change our behaviour instantly but that's another point for discussion altogether!

God knows what it thinks of us and what it would tell us, if it could speak. May be we are psychologically safe with things remaining as they are...

I came across this nicely written blog by T.D. Fuhringer. It got me roaring with laughter.

Any interesting dialogues coming to your mind?